So I didn't revise a thing today. I KNOW!
I mean...there are reasons. Like...I have other jobs.
Also...one of my tires got a nail stuck in it. A NAIL! Seriously, tires, I thought we discussed this already.
So a good portion of my night was taken up by a trip to Pep Boys, followed by a rescue from my friend while they spent an hour and a half removing said nail.
However, I have decided that these mishaps are all a form of divine intervention. Because I seriously don't trust my brain right now.
Here follows a true conversation between me and my friend one minute into the Rescue Mission: Escape Pep Boys.
Friend: So I just bought a house!
Frankie: OMG! You bought a house! Congratulations!
Friend: Thank you.
Frankie: Are you going to live in it?
Friend: Yes, Frankie. I bought a house so I could live in it.
Because you know...sometimes people just buy houses....not to live in or anything.
And then...twenty minutes into Rescue Mission: Escape Pep Boys...
Frankie: What are your plans for July 4th?
Friend: Oh, I'll be out of the country then.
Frankie: WHAT! No! I thought we'd do our yearly tradition. You know, that we only did one time.
Because ladies and gentlemen, all I need is to do something once, and I will believe it has been done every year.
So yeah. My brain was not the smartest today.
But...tomorrow is another day!