And now...today is a VERY special day! My friend K.M. Walton's debut novel CRACKED is now in stores. To celebrate this awesome occasion, I give you A Very CRACKED Adventure.
Once Upon a Time, in a Barnes and Noble not too far away....
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| Donna and I were sneaking up on CRACKED! We wanted to surprise him. |
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| Oh no! CRACKED spotted Donna! Busted! |
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| But it was okay because CRACKED and its twin brother CRACKED were so happy to see her! |
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| AAAAAAHHHH! TWINSIES!!!! |
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| So then CRACKED was like, "Frankie! Donna! Calm down! I'm going to meet EVERYBODY SEES THE ANTS in the cafe for some coffee and have a chat." |
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| After coffee, CRACKED decided to go chill with his favorite local books. |
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| Then CRACKED decided to go read some magazines and catch up on current events since he'd been living in his shipping box for awhile. |
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| But I had to stop that, so I could read CRACKED myself. |
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| Donna read CRACKED too. |
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| And after much chagrin, CRACKED agreed to let Edward look in his pages. |
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| And Jacob... |
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| CRACKED went over to the Nook and had one question for him. "How on earth do I fit in there?" Nook would not reply. |
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| CRACKED tried to hang out with some bananagrams. But they were making him hungry. |
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| And after all that excitement, CRACKED lounged on a couch for a bit. |
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| His coffee caught up with him and he raced to the bathroom. |
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| But there was one little problem...No Merchandise allowed inside. Luckily in that moment CRACKED remembered he was a book and he didn't have bodily functions. |
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| Instead, CRACKED read a bedtime story. |
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| And went to sleep. |
HAPPY RELEASE DAY to CRACKED and K.M. WALTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm CRACKING up. haha. Love it. Made my day!
ReplyDeleteWant to say Thank You for the 'No Kiss Blogfest'. It was fun. I'm still working my way through the list. My server is a pain, but it's worth it. I'll be back next year.
ReplyDelete@Christine, oooh nice pun! Hehe, glad you enjoyed.
ReplyDelete@farawayeyes, yay and you're welcome! So happy I'll see you at the fest next year!
OMG, this is HILARIOUS! Love it! You two must have been raising quite a ruckus. I'm surprised the Barnes & Noble employees didn't kick you out!
ReplyDeleteFollowing CRACKED around was hilarious! Thanks for sharing and congrats to K.M. Walton.
ReplyDelete"Luckily in that moment Cracked remembered that he was a book and he didn't have bodily functions"
ReplyDeleteLOL
Also, thanks for hosting the No-Kiss Blogfest again...hopefully we'll get to see more of James London next year?
Pretty please with sugar on top. :D
What an absolutely fabulous post. Thanks for the chuckle. You must have had fun taking photos around the bookstore. Congratulations to KM Walton.
ReplyDeleteLoved the "his coffee caught up with him"! LOL. What a great way to celebrate a book launch. Congrats to KM.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed the blogfest. I'm still going around reading entries. They're awesome.
ReplyDeleteI'm looking forward to reading my copy of Cracked. Congrats to K.M.
I can't thank you guys enough for taking those AWESOME photos and creating this post. I'm honored. This post will remain a personal treasure of mine!
ReplyDelete@Joanne, hehe kicked out, no. Yelled at, yes!
ReplyDelete@Crystal, glad you enjoyed!
@Raven, haha, thank you and thanks for participating! We'll see about James London.
@Madeleine, heh, glad you enjoyed!
@jaybird, :-) I had a lot of fun making this post.
@Medeia, yay and me too! Can't wait to devour CRACKED!
@Kate, awwww yay! You deserve it!
This is just amazing. Thank you all for supporting CRACKED! Love that it's in the wild :)
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