Forget the dunce cap. Just give me a pink wig and call me Frankie Frenchie. In honor of my dropping out of Nanowrimo this year...I wrote you a song. You're welcome.
And it's to the tune of this!
Your story sad to tell,A writer ne'er do well,Most mixed up non-delinquent on the blog!Your future's so unclear now,What's left of your career now?Can't even get a trade in on your twitter! Angels: (La lalala lalala lalala...) Nano Write Dropout,No 50,000 day for you.Nano write dropout,Missed your midpoint and flunked chapter two!Well at least you could have taken time, to plot and writeyour scenes up,After spending all that time to make your profile and put your picture up! Writer get moving (Writer get movin),Why keep your feeble hopes alive?What are you proving (What are you provin)?You've got the dream but not the drive. If you try to up your word count, you'll just be breaking all the rules.Turn off the internet now and try writing something cool! Nano Write Dropout! (Nano Write Dropout)Hanging around on FacebookNano Write Dropout (Nano Write Dropout)At least try finishing a book! And...that's all I got. Did you ever notice that song is LOOOONG? Anyway, it's ALMOST Thanksgiving--wheee! And for those in Nano still going strong, I'm cheering for you!