Oh HAI Computer Screen. How are you?
Wait...can you show me that again, you're kind of...well....WTF I can't see a damn thing.
Oh you're on vacation....
Temporary or permanent?
I see...
Were you planning to let me know you'd just skipped town for eternity?
The proof is right in front of me!?!?
That is SO not funny, Screen! I don't appreciate your comedy at all.
Yes, in this relationship between me and you with you being the inaminate object and me being the person, I am the ONLY one who gets to be funny!
Other inanimate objects go on the road!
Have you ever even SEEN a gnome?
OK! That's it computer screen! I'm taking you into the shop and I am replacing you.
For forever!
Enjoy Tahiti.
We're through!!!!!
So...uh, in case you didn't see, my screen is dead and my laptop is in the shop. So if I owe you an email or something....this is why I'm behind. That and I was pretending to be in college again all weekend at Reunion.
Happy Wednesday!

You actually did a decent job with this post if you did it from your phone. Just sayin.
ReplyDeleteI love all your posts. That is all. :D
ReplyDeleteI am a huge advocate for pretending we are still in college. Sometimes, I'll even wear my flip-flops in the shower, just to make the experience that much more real.
ReplyDeleteI love the gnome picture makes me think of Amelie. Hope your computers get repaired soon. :O)
ReplyDelete@Matthew, HA I am not so talented. I borrowed someone else's computer.
ReplyDelete@Rebecca, I love all your comments. That is all! :D
@ImPaulJoseph, LOL. I only wear flip flops in the shower at the gym. That part of college I don't miss.
@Madeleine, Hehe, that is exactly how I learned of the traveling gnome. Love that movie. And thank you. Actually, it's already fixed. Like magic!
:D Travelocity Gnome!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJust use the neighbours computer. I'm sure they won't mind... too much