Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Dear Computer Screen

Oh HAI Computer Screen. How are you?

Wait...can you show me that again, you're kind of...well....WTF I can't see a damn thing.

Oh you're on vacation....

Temporary or permanent?

I see...

Were you planning to let me know you'd just skipped town for eternity?

The proof is right in front of me!?!?

That is SO not funny, Screen! I don't appreciate your comedy at all.

Yes, in this relationship between me and you with you being the inaminate object and me being the person, I am the ONLY one who gets to be funny!

Other inanimate objects go on the road!

Have you ever even SEEN a gnome?


OK! That's it computer screen! I'm taking you into the shop and I am replacing you.

For forever!

Enjoy Tahiti.

We're through!!!!!


So...uh, in case you didn't see, my screen is dead and my laptop is in the shop. So if I owe you an email or something....this is why I'm behind. That and I was pretending to be in college again all weekend at Reunion.

Happy Wednesday!

6 comments:

  1. You actually did a decent job with this post if you did it from your phone. Just sayin.

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  2. I love all your posts. That is all. :D

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  3. I am a huge advocate for pretending we are still in college. Sometimes, I'll even wear my flip-flops in the shower, just to make the experience that much more real.

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  4. I love the gnome picture makes me think of Amelie. Hope your computers get repaired soon. :O)

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  5. @Matthew, HA I am not so talented. I borrowed someone else's computer.

    @Rebecca, I love all your comments. That is all! :D

    @ImPaulJoseph, LOL. I only wear flip flops in the shower at the gym. That part of college I don't miss.

    @Madeleine, Hehe, that is exactly how I learned of the traveling gnome. Love that movie. And thank you. Actually, it's already fixed. Like magic!

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  6. :D Travelocity Gnome!!!!!

    Just use the neighbours computer. I'm sure they won't mind... too much

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