Oh HAI Computer Screen. How are you?
Wait...can you show me that again, you're kind of...well....WTF I can't see a damn thing.
Oh you're on vacation....
Temporary or permanent?
Were you planning to let me know you'd just skipped town for eternity?
The proof is right in front of me!?!?
That is SO not funny, Screen! I don't appreciate your comedy at all.
Yes, in this relationship between me and you with you being the inaminate object and me being the person, I am the ONLY one who gets to be funny!
Other inanimate objects go on the road!
Have you ever even SEEN a gnome?
OK! That's it computer screen! I'm taking you into the shop and I am replacing you.
So...uh, in case you didn't see, my screen is dead and my laptop is in the shop. So if I owe you an email or something....this is why I'm behind. That and I was pretending to be in college again all weekend at Reunion.