Dear Laptop,
Look, I know you think I'm the coolest person you ever met and you totally worship my fingers that type on you. But having to copy EVERY. SINGLE. THING. I do? NOT COOL!
Not at all!
Like for instance, last week I had a virus. A MAJOR VIRUS. Like a lying on my bed and unable to move on my BIRTHDAY virus. And then this week...you have a virus??????????????????
I do not think so!
Don't tell me that it was time. I know you're almost 4 years old, but still you never got a virus before and I just don't see the point in getting one now!
No, it's not my fault for going to Best Buy without you. I was just browsing. BROWSING. So stop acting all jealous. I mean, you KNEW I'd buy a new laptop one day, like you said, you're almost 4!
No. That is not young. That's like 100.
In dog years.
Yes, I know you're not a dog. Not the point!
Anyway, this is the thing, getting a virus was totally irresponsible of you and totally your fault.
Yes! Your fault.
Excuse me. But who pays all of your anti-virus insurance bills? Um, me. So, don't even think of passing the blame to...
Seriously, laptop I thought you were smart. Human viruses are not the same as computer viruses. I did not get you sick.
Ok that's it! If you want to ignore all the anti-virus medicine I bought you, AND keep me from getting on the internet so that I am FORCED to be a hermit, we are SO breaking up! I will so go back to Best Buy and this time, I WILL BUY!
All I'm saying is there are more of you where you came from. And if you can no longer satisfy my needs...
It's. Over.
You know viruses aren't always a bad thing. My computer got a virus two summers ago from trying to watch True Blood online, so my husband fixed my computer and then got me HBO. If you know someone that can do it, you can save all your pertinent info on a flash drive or email it to yourself and then restore your computer back to it's factory settings. Works wonders. (Yes, I married a programmer...)
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ReplyDeleteSick laptops are the worst. Hope yours feels better soon!
Hope you are feeling better this week, Frankie! Get well soon, Frankie's laptop. :-) You should listen to your owner and take your anti-virus medicine, I promise you will feel loads better. Just ask MY laptop, it knows what I am talking about!
ReplyDeleteAlso, just thought you'd like to know that I mentioned you in one of my recent blog posts. Thank you again for Last Sacrifice!
http://xtheredangelx.blogspot.com/2011/03/30-day-challenge-5-giveaways-update.html
Other than the fact that your laptop has unfortunately fallen ill, I hope you are doing well.
~TRA
I'm glad you're better. So sorry about laptop. Those buggers can get so cranky in their old age. Good luck with the search.
ReplyDeleteUm hum, you tell it girl. ;)
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