Agent Signing Contest--Win Signed Hunger Games Series!

OK! So in case you missed it...last week I signed with my dream agent, Laura Rennert at Andrea Brown Literary Agency, Inc.

So it's time for an EPIC CONTEST!

In honor of my signing I am giving away (a mostly signed) The Hunger Games Trilogy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah baby! You can win:

The Hunger Games--SIGNED by Suzanne Collins

Catching Fire--SIGNED by Suzanne Collins

Mockingjay--(unsigned) Preordered

This year Suzanne Collins had only one book signing (which I was lucky enough to attend and recap HERE) so signed books by her are pretty rare and hard to come by--but I have two of them for you and will preorder Mockingjay (unsigned) to complete your entire set!

Yay!!! Now here's how you win--those of you who have been hanging out with the cool people for a while know what's coming, but for anyone new (Hi new cool people!!! *waves* Welcome!!!) I'm going to break things down.

All you have to do is head over to the sidebar where the cool people are hanging out and click the follow button (and/OR follow me through Facebook), then leave a comment below and tell me, if you were in The Hunger Games, during the initial scoring section---where all the tributes have to show their special skill for the arena, what would you do? Or what would you wish you could do? And that's it!

Want more votes? Bring a friend over to my blog and make sure they tell me you sent them and I'll give you an extra vote! For every friend you send, your name gets entered again. AND if your referral makes a referral than you get more chances from that too because I grandfather in the votes (its a labor of love). So please get creative and tweet, blog, facebook, beg, bribe...ummm just figure out a way to get more friends over here so you have more chances to win, ok? :-)

And here is the demonstration in case what I just said makes no sense.

Ok so Regina George reads my blog. "It's where I go to laugh and get away from all the fugliness that are the people who end up in my Burn Book." And she's reading and she sees I'm giving away The Hunger Games (mostly signed) Trilogy and immediately decides to enter and comments below saying, "I would totally score a 12 from the judges of The Hunger Games by simply strutting around in my teeniest bikini ever! They'd be mesmerized, I'd have to score a perfect. And in the arena, I'd take down my enemies the same way. You what they say--beauty killed the beast--right? Plus I can throw a mean punch if I have to."

And so Regina George is awarded 1 point in my contest!

But 1 point is not enough for Regina George! No! She has to win. She's a life ruiner and she wants to make sure that she--not you--wins those books. And so she enlists the help of Gretchen Weiners.

Regina: Gretchen, you have to follow Frankie's blog. She just signed with this awesome agent and she's giving away these books that  are fabulous. So go enter and say I sent you!

Gretchen: Oh wow that sounds so fetch!!

Regina: Gretchen! Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen.

Gretchen: What are you talking about, Regina? I just heard someone say it in the mall the other day and the way they said it, I just totally know that they heard it from me. So I'm pretty sure it can happen, which is--

Regina: OMG, Gretchen! Just...wait a second....I have call waiting. *clicks over* Hello

Gretchen: Regina?

Regina: Karen? OMG, I'm on the phone with Gretchen and she is SO annoying. I'm trying to get her to enter this contest for signed books and I would have told you to enter, but sweetie, you can't read and anyway she just keeps saying fetch like she has a syndrome or something and---

Gretchen: REGINA! It's still Gretchen.

Regina: I knew that. Now are you entering or not?

Gretchen: Fine, I'm in, but only because I actually like The Hunger Games and Frankie's blog, not because you told me to. And--

Regina: Just make sure you tell I sent you. Ok love you, bye!

And so 2 points are awarded to Regina and 1 to Gretchen.

But then Gretchen snaps. "Why should Peeta get all the glory from fans of The Hunger Games while everyone else just ignores Gale? What's so great about Peeta? Hmmm? Gale is just as cute as Peeta! Gale is just as smart as Peeta. People totally like Gale just as much as they like Peeta. And when did it become okay for one person to be the star of the story, huh? Because that's not what love triangles are supposed to be about! We should just totally be Team Gale!"

And so Gretchen goes to Cady for help.

Gretchen: If you only knew how mean she really is! I mean I want to read The Hunger Games too. And I like Frankie's blog. But I think I deserve to win the books signed by Suzanne Collins. You know?

Cady: What's Frankie's Blog?

Gretchen: Oh you're like a martian, you don't know anything. Here sign online and read it.

Cady: Oh, this is really cool! And oh. I HEARD of The Hunger Games! I'm totallly going to follow Frankie!

Gretchen: Really? You will? And you'll say I sent you, right? Not Regina? Because we have to stick together against her and I need the points way more than she does.

Frankie: Ummm, Gretchen, I grandfather ALL the points in so Regina still benefits from Cady signing up.

Gretchen: Irregardless, I still get more points and then may the odds be ever in my favor!

Cady: And mine too!

And so Regina now has 3 points, Gretchen has 2 and Cady has 1.

Got it?

Ok, just to entice you a little more, let me know if you're an old follower (like you followed my blog before this contest) and I will double all of your points.

And if you post about this on your blog, like a whole post just for this...I will multiply all of your points times 5! So if you bring a lot of people over...your points can be through the roof. Just make sure you tell everyone to say you sent them!

So contest ends Friday, May 21 at 11:59 PM.

Let the games begin!