Friday, March 19, 2010

Win The Body Finder Signed + Swag 400 Followers Contest!

OMG I hit 400 followers! *Happy Dance!* Yay!

So of course this means a contest and this time...trust me, you want in! Because I'm not just giving away just any book. I'm giving away...The Body Finder, by Kimberly Derting. And...I'm giving it away signed...personalized to you by Kimberly herself!


Cool huh?

Well there's more. I'm also giving away a bunch of Swag, including The Body Finder poster (signed), The Body Finder bookmark (signed), The Body Finder stickers and it all comes in The Body Finder Tote Bag!!!!!!!
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So....to win all of this extreme and utter fabulousness from Kimberly Derting (via me)...here's how we roll. Cool people, you know the drill, future cool people, these are the rules!

Go and click the follow button on my blog and instantly you'll find yourself a cool person! Then leave a comment below and tell me what secret super/paranormal/whatever power you wish had. That's it!

Want more votes? Bring a friend over to my blog and make sure they tell me you sent them and I'll give you an extra vote! For every friend you send, your name gets entered again. AND if your referral makes a referral than you get more chances from that too because I grandfather in the votes (its a labor of love). So please get creative and tweet, blog, facebook, beg, bribe...ummm just figure out a way to get more friends over here so you have more chances to win, ok? :-)


And now I'll show you how this works in case what I just said makes no sense.
 
 
So Buffy follows my blog and she sees my contest and gets really excited, "Oh, oh! Pretty! Want!" and she decides to enter my contest, "Hey, a girl needs reading material watching graves open all night." So she comments below and says, "The secret super power I wish I had would be...oh wait, I already have a secret super power. Can I have two?"
 
1 entry is awarded to Buffy!
 
But as Buffy thinks about it...The Body Finder Tote Bag would really come in handy for carrying stakes around and she really really wants to read the book. 1 entry isn't enough for her. She wants more!
 
So, she goes to Kendra.
 
Buffy: Hey Kendra, listen ,you have to go and follow Frankie's blog.
 
Kendra: What...is...a...Frankie's Blog? Does it kill vampires?
 
Buffy: No. It's this hilarious blog she writes about writing and other things like that and she's having this contest and if you enter--
 
Kendra: You are too focused on things other than slaying. Being a slayer is your--
 
Buffy: My privilege, my fate, my destiny, blah blah blah. Did I tell you Frankie's giving away The Body Finder Tote Bag a Stake Holder Bag?
 
Kendra: Stake...holder...bag?
 
Buffy: Oh for the love of slaying! Just read her blog...
 
Kendra: Oh...this is funny. The Body Finder...oooh. Ok. I'll follow.
 
Buffy: Great, now let's slay!
 
And Bam! 1 entry is awarded to Kendra and 2 entries go to Buffy!
 
But as Kendra thinks about it some more, she realizes..."I never had a The Body Finder Tote Bag Stake Holder Bag! I want a Stake Holder Bag." So...because she doesn't talk to anyone else, she goes to Giles.
 
Kendra: I was um...wondering if...you might want to read a blog?
 
Giles: A blog? Oh yes, an online journal, the modern version of a diary. Uh...who writes the blog? Is it a watcher's? I would rather enjoy reading about the trainings of another slayer.
 
Kendra: It's Frankie's blog.
 
Giles: Hmmmm. I don't know of any Frankies from the Watcher's Council. But I missed the last retreat...it was up in the mountains and I heard they had the most exquisite tea and--
 
Kendra: She's not a watcher.
 
Giles: A slayer then?
 
Kendra: She's a writer.
 
Giles: ...
 
Kendra: If you follow her blog and enter her contest you might win a The Body Finder Tote Bag  Stake Holder Bag Watcher's Diary Holder Bag. And The Body Finder book signed to you by Kimberly Derting.
 
Giles: Oh a bag for my diaries...well let me sign online and...ooh. This Frankie's Blog is more fun to read than the diaries of Watcher Alvin the Brave. I'm going to be one of the Cool People!
 
Buffy: Giles...it doesn't literally make you cool. So don't start popping your collar or anything.
 
Kendra: Shhhhhh. He's helping us win the Stake Holder Bag.
 
Buffy: Oooh *high five*
 
So 3 entries go to Buffy, 2 go to Kendra and 1 goes to Giles!
 
Ok got it!
 
And oh yeah...old followers/cool people automatically get doube entries (so make sure you let me know you've been following).
 
Alright that's it! Have fun! Contest ends March 30th at 11:59PM!

74 comments:

  1. I'm a follower. :)

    I want to manipulate shadows. How cool would that be?

    ~smooches~
    Jase
    vslavetopassionv(at)aol(dot)com

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  2. Hi !!! youre so funny! its international???

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  3. I know a bunch of people don't like this superpower, but I'm insecure so i would like to read minds ;) lol, just kidding, but it just seems like a useful power.

    old follower!!
    mangoes_7@hotmail.com

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  4. OOOHH! I likey!

    Hmmm, I would want to control minds, you could do anything! almost. well, at least of you get caught you wont get in trouble!

    Old follower.

    -Leilani
    Vampiregirl@gmail.com

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  5. Ha! That was a really funny way to describe the rules! Thanks for the contest!

    I love this book's cover and it sounds really cool.

    I tweeted: http://twitter.com/Door2Wonderland/status/10747149743

    Thanks,
    Kelsey
    krae991@yahoo.com

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  6. Whoops...forgot to say my fav superpower. I would love to be able to transport myself anywhere in the world in a few seconds. It would make life SO MUCH easier if I didn't have to rely on cars. Also, if I had that superpower, I would be able to touch anyone and bring them along with me!

    -Kelsey
    krae991@yahoo.com

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  7. Great contest Frankie! I'm an old follower. (Well, not necessarily old, but I've been a follower for a while :))

    Superpower? Hm..... I think I'd like to manipulate time. Slow it down so I have more of it. Give me time to feel like I'm actually caught up for a change!

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  8. I'm a follower :)

    And my superpower would be super strength, not like Hulk out super strength, but super sassy Wonder Woman super strength. She was just the coolest!

    Great contest!

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  9. Woot!! Awesome contest! Obviously I am already a follower because your blog is le awesome.

    And if I could have any superpower, I would want to fly so that I could go see my friends all over the world, including the awesome ones like you who I have never met (but I will meet if they come to SCBWI-LA...hinthint)

    Now to see if I can get some more people over here...

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  10. I'm entering because 1) I want the book and 2) you made aweome Buffy references!:)

    Hmm..I kind of want to power to read minds, but also I don't want it-can I only have it part time?

    I'm an old follower!

    greenbeanteenqueen at gmail dot com

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  11. Haha, hilarious Buffy example!

    I'm a follower!

    My super power would be the ability to poof to any place on the planet. My main goal would be to save on air travel expenses, yuck. I can only imagine the trouble I could get into...or the good deeds. Let me just pop in to visit world leaders...I would only talk to them, at length...or until they could be persuaded to look at things my way. Nuclear weapons? What American's are truly afraid of , North Korea, is healthy food and bad television. Ack. Main goal, as I said, is to pop over to my grandparents place in Tampa each weekend. Wow, you can tell I am seriously in love with this question.

    patronus89013 at yahoo dot com

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  12. Well this looks to be a sign that you have had a fun filled week! lol


    Visit My Kingdom Anytime

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  13. Ooooh. I'm a follower! :D

    Hmm, I would want to be able to be able to fly! That would just be amazing. It's always been a child's dream, too :)

    justeena_25(at)yahoo(dot)ca

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  14. Ooh, very cool contest!

    I've been one of the cool peeps for a while now. So does that mean I'm extra cool?

    Hmmm...if I could have any superpower, I would like to be able to absorb other people's powers and have theirs, too. Kind of like Sylar on Heroes, but just not by cutting into their heads. That would be too gross:(

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  15. Cool contest!! I would love to win this book. I read a sample on my kindle and now I have to read it!! I am a new follower.
    I would love to be a healer and be able to help people get better.
    Thanks for the contest. I will tweet about it:)
    email bangersis(at)msn(dot)com

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  16. I'm an old follower!

    I would like to be able to hover along the treetops. Or anywhere. I just want to hover.

    kristinrae023@gmail.com
    KristinCreative

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  17. I love reading your contest posts :)

    I would like to be able to teleport. It would make my life so much easier and less stressful!

    I'm an old follower.

    pepsivanilla14(at)hotmail(dot)com

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  18. I'm an old follower. :) And I'd like to be able to push people to do things. Just make a suggestion in their minds telepathically and move them to do things.

    Good things. :)

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  19. Old follower! And my superpower would be the ability to speak and understand every language that I ever came into contact with (including aliens and animals.)

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  20. I would love to teleport.

    I'm a follower.

    lesly7ch(at)yahoo(d0t)com

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  21. Hmmm...I think I'd want to be a telekinetic. Jean Grey was always my hero as a kid!

    Thanks for the giveaway! :)

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  22. I've been a follower for a while! :D

    I would love to read minds and see what other people are thinking. XD I think it would be very helpful for understanding my friends and people in general better. Though I suppose I would get a headache after a while, haha!

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  23. I am a follower.

    I would love to be able to travel instantly to anywhere I want.

    Raelena
    throuthehaze at gmail dot com

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  24. So, um, you better know I'm an old follower--I shouldn't have to tell you these things. But whatever. ;)

    As far as superpower, that's easy: Teleportation. Then I could've been with you in New York yesterday and at the Festival of the Book with Sara tomorrow and now had to think about thousands of dollars on air fare and hours on planes!

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  25. Great contest. Congrats on all the followers.
    If I could have any power it would be the ability to not need sleep. Think about it. I would have so much more time to do the things that I never find the time for if I didn't have to sleep! I wouldn't be uber exhausted from pulling an all-nighter to study, I could get everything done, and I wouldn't have those annoying circles under my eyes from lack of sleep!

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  26. I am already a Follower.

    Hope this is open worldwide ?

    I would love the power to be able to time travel.

    Imagine being able to go to any era you wanted to and all the fabulous people you could meet.

    Thanks.

    Carol T

    buddytho {at} gmail DOT com

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  27. Frankie you're hilarious!!haha
    I hope this contest is open internationally:)

    The super power I would love to have would be telekenisis!

    +2 Im an old follower:P

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  28. I would want to be able to time travel whenever I wanted!

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  29. I would love to be able to bend people's will - so when I ask a pupil in my school library to do something they'd do it immediately!

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  30. I'd want the superpower to read minds. But it has to have an on/off switch.

    I'm an old follower.

    thebookvixen at gmail dot com

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  31. I'm an old follower.

    I'd want to be able to fly!

    Oh, and The Book Vixen told me about this contest!

    Robyn
    robolobolyn03ATgmailDOTcom

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  32. You crack me up!

    I am a new follower

    If I could have any superpower, it would be to read people's minds when I wanted to (I could turn this power on and off, not just hear people's thoughts all of the time).

    belle2211(at)yahoo(dot)com

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  33. First, I'm now a follower and a tweet from the book vixen led me to this contest. I would like the power to lengthen a day past 24 hours whenever it suited my purposes. That way I'd always have time to read the books I want to finish!

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  34. OH- cool! I just tweeted this too. Hmmm...I think I would want to be able to read people's minds, but, I reserve the right to tune them out too.

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  35. Dangit! Does subscribing count as following? You know I love you. :)

    And for superpowers. Either manipulate light, or wind. Or shapechange.

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  36. I would love the super power to teleport to anywhere.

    xxsquigglesxx(At)Gmail(Dot)com

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  37. I found your contest through Summer's blog (and this time, concentrate). I am now a follower. I want to fly really bad. :)

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  38. Best. Book. EVER. Seriously. Flew through it on the plane and loved every second. Fab contest Frankie!

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  39. Congrats on the 400 mark!

    -I'm a follower.

    And I just thought you should know, I love Buffy. So your post kind of made my day.

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  40. Congrats on the 400 mark! I'm jealous!

    If I had a paranormal power, I'd love to be Cupcake Girl -- and have the ability to conjure cupcakes out of thin air (oh, and bottles of wine at night).

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  41. I'm an old follower

    I'd like the super power to influence people

    alterlisa AT yahoo DOT com

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  42. I've been a follower! Awesome contest Frankie!

    I think I would like to be able to shift into some kind of animal. (I don't really care what kind.) I just think it would be super cool to get away from the world for awhile.

    Melanie

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  43. Woo, now I'm cool! ;)

    If I could have any power, I'd want to ability to read minds. Because I'm uber curious like that, haha. Either that or the ability to transport anywhere I want to. How cool would that be?!

    I was referred via twitter by The Book Vixen!

    Thanks for the opportunity!
    book.izzle[at]yahoo[dot]com

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  44. Love the buffy quotes - sign me up for this one, I've been dying to read it. I'm a follower.

    I'd have the ability to remember everything, anything. It would be a super nifty gift.

    mmillet at gmail dot com

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  45. Oh Frankie, how I adore your posts! =) Sadly I totally missed this one on my Google Reader scrollings (the shame!!!), so technically I was referred over here by Anya's awesome tweeting.

    I would LOVE to be entered to win! I so want to read The Body Finder. The power I would love is the ability to travel in time. Being able to visit the past - hundreds and thousands of years ago and experience the stuff many have become fascinated by today = too AWESOME. Not to mention future travelings to see whether or not I should prepare for the zombie apocalypse and such other events.

    I'm an old follower too =D

    Thanks!
    hanging.by.a.moment_@hotmail.com

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  46. Terrakenisis, I've always wanted to be able to manipulate rock.

    Tara

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  47. I am a follower and I will post about this. Great contest! I would want to read people's minds. I know sort of lame but I like to know what other people are thinking.
    Christine.danek@verizon.net
    Congrats on 400!

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  48. Congrats on 400!!

    I am already a follower and I would love to be able to teleport

    bacchus76 at myself dot com

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  49. Ooo *squeee* you reached 400+ Nice job there girl ;o)

    Hmmm. Id love to read minds, but only for a few days, no, I want the ability to turn the mind reading thing, off and on. Yeah that's it;o)

    Fun stuff. Tweeting now ;o)

    Word Ver: ingst - would you believe I've had this one twice? I have.

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  50. I'd like to have a force field, and the Buffy bit was hilarious. (I follow.)

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  51. What a delightful blog you have! I am now a follower for sure!

    The superpower I would use most would be the ability to stop time! Oh my wouldn't that just be great on a lazy Sunday not wanting Monday to peer its head!

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  52. Oooh I forgot to mention that Heather from "See Heather write" sent me here!

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  53. I'm an old follower!

    I would want the ability to time travel. To go anywhere in the world at anytime, whenever I want. would be awesome!

    Tweeted: http://twitter.com/Emma015/statuses/10875483951

    findjessyhere at gmail dot com

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  54. already a follower!

    I wish i could temporarily stop time - like that old Out of this World TV show. Do you know how many books you could read and write if you could just stop time for a bit?
    Awesome

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  55. I would like to be able to read minds...i think...that could get old though..but I will still pick that!

    booknerdd(at)gmail(dot)com

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  56. I want to be able to travel back and forth through time at will, or stop it. It would be awesome to take a nap for three hours and still be on time for work in fifteen minutes. :D

    Oh, and http://seeheatherwrite.blogspot.com sent me here!

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  57. I want the power to teleport anywhere I want to be and be able to take anyone I wish too as well :) Saves a lot on traveling costs!
    sena.sagani [at]gmail[dot]com

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  58. What secret super / paranormal / whatever power do you wish you had?

    I wish I could have the Jumper super power! (Did you see that movie?) That would be awesome!

    I tweeted so hopefully people will say I sent them.

    I follow your blog & have for awhile because its fabulous!

    meow_mix85(at)hotmail(dot)com

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  59. I am a new follower.

    hkgirl16(at)gmail(dot)com

    I would love to be able to read minds at will.

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  60. I would love to be able to fly/teleport.

    crazypplrok@gmail.com

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  61. Oh yeah, forgot to say that I'm an old follower! Thanks!

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  62. I'm a new follower, and I found your contest through Christine Danek.

    Just one superpower? But there are so many to choose from. ;) I guess super speed.

    Fun contest! :)

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  63. The power of invisibility I think would be amazing, imagine all the mischievous you overhear.
    I'm a follower!
    chicareader@gmail.com

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  64. Great contest! Loved the Buffy/Kendra/Giles story, it made me laugh!

    I would love to have the ability to time travel - it would be so cool to be in different places every day!

    I'm an old follower
    I've posted about this on my blog, so hopefully someone says they've been referred by me ;)

    yavampire(at)hotmail(dot)com

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  65. I'm a follower.

    I'd like to control metal like Magnito...

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  66. Oh, I would be a Necromancer. That way I would be alive yet stll have powers and creatures under my control. =) Necromancers= WIN! ^-^

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  67. I would love to be able to fly or to teleport. It would make travelling so much easier.

    I am an old follower.

    icewoman96@gmail.com

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  68. Hi Frankie, congrats on the followers and the release of your novel! I've become another follower so feel free to visit my new blog and do the same.

    If I had one power it would have to be to manipulate the energy that the Chinese know as Chi at will.

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  69. My superpower would be to manipulate people's mind. Lol, I'm evil I know :D

    tuningintoyabooks(at)gmail(dot)com

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  70. Hi Frankie, congrats on more tahn 400 followersm yay!

    Secondly, I loved your Buffy explanation of the rules, hilarious! :-)

    Please enter me, I'm a follower.

    My supernatural power would be either to fly or to beam (as in the Charmed universe): think of a locationa nd appear there, that would be really cool!

    stella.exlibris (at) gmail DOT com

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  71. I'm a new follower and I would love to be able to teleport! tWarner419@aol.com

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  72. Hi, I'm a follower.

    I want to have the ability to turn into different animals.

    Okapi
    xicecreamsjx@aol.com

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  73. new follower :)
    I would love telekinetic powers. It would be really cool to be able to use just your mind to do things!


    email: cristal94(at)sbcglobal(dot)net

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  74. If I could have I super power I would be able to make myself invisible.

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