Yesterday Donna and I made the trek to Lehigh, Pennsylvania to see the query shark herself, Janet Reid. We also got to mee the lovely Suzie Townsend (who reps the totally awesome and amazing Sarah Wylie!) and Joanna Volpe of too many writers of awesome to count, as well as Janet's intern Anna who is going to intern for Little Brown, but was really fun to meet too and helpful.
Donna and I are planning to post something more formal over at the FNC but I shall give a quick debriefing here. We started at a talk led by Janet on the art of the query letter which was pretty helpful and informative. She's pretty funny in person. And things were going well...but then...I discovered that when it was time for Janet to hand back the queries for everyone participating in her workshop (like me!), I discovered she never recieved my query. At all.
That kind of defeated the whole purpose of the workshop--because she critiqued the queries.
Anyway, it turns out that there was this imaginary deadline that you needed a secret code to have in order to access the date and know when it would be too late to send in your query. Of course!
And I was accused of sending in my query late though I was never given the secret code for this deadline that no one wanted to tell anyone about.
But it turns out....I sent my query in before the invisible deadline, though apparently my issues with gmail were just not having it and so...my query never made it. Thanks a lot gmail!
There was a minor panic attack for 30 seconds....
Followed by the awesome Suzie Townsend who calmly told me I could email her my query on the spot and she'd critique it.
AWESOME! Because Suzie reps YA...so actually...you know, sometimes things don't work out for a reason. Because they can work out better.
However...
Janet is still really scary and went around the room asking a bunch of questions and by the end of the day....I was just like huh...what...is my name Frankie?
So...I have decided to register for CJ Redwine's Query Workshop because I want to kick my query's butt and drag it through the mud a couple of times so it knows whose boss!
And...I filmed my Webcam for Writers commercial last night (watch out Shannon! Your dare is coming)...AND I filmed the scene from Clueless (OMG too many dares!).
I haven't seen any of the Webcam footage yet, but its probably going to be hilarious.
I hope.
Clueless on the other hand....
I don't know if I could make a bigger fool of myself. I dressed up as Christian...I dressed up as Cher...oh and I even dressed up as
So....only because I like all of you, I'm posting the Clueless scene, because it's ridiculous.
Tomorrow.
Webcam for Writers will premiere later this week.
So yeah that's my update. I've got some WIPs to read, my last 2 chapters to revise and...a psych class to prep for. Wheeee!
See ya tomorrow!!!!
CJ helped with my query and it worked out REALLY WELL!!!! And she knows The Janet. ;)
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Honest.
Can't wait to see the final commercial and Clueless scene! I enjoyed helping with it and hope to do more in the future!
ReplyDeleteI will be back tomorrow, this should be good.
ReplyDeleteSO glad to see an update! What an eventful week!
ReplyDeleteSorry about the invisible deadlines & scary Janet...But I am glad it worked out with sending Suzie the query on the spot!
I have missed you this week!!! ;o)
Can't wait for the full FNC update!
Good luck with the workshop! And I can't wait to see your Clueless scene! :)
ReplyDeleteOh, Frankie, I am so jealous about your weekend. You are so lucky to get to spend time with such awesome women (despite the mishap with your query)! :-)
ReplyDeleteYay-CJ's workshop totally helped with my Query so you are going to love it. The girl knows what she's doing.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see the videos and *gulp* find out what my next dare is. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
But i want to see it today!!!
ReplyDeleteThis week will. Be. Epic.
ReplyDeleteWOOT!
Myra, haha love the word verification! And I trust your recommendation. Honestly.
ReplyDeleteEva, Hehe me too and thanks so much for doing my make up! It was sooooooo much fun!
Elie, ha, oh really, that's not necessary:-)
ReplyDeleteSP- aww missed you too! And yeah I was so lucky!
Amalia, thank you and um...hehe I can wait to show the scene...but I won't.
Shannon O, thanks, don't worry we'll share the wisdom!
Shannon M, yah Im excited for CJ's workshop and oh be afraid!
Marybeth, sorry. Its taking a whole day to work up to being able to post it. You'll see why.
Simon, hehe. I say that about every week!
Yay for Suzie and your query workshopping weekend!!
ReplyDeleteDid you just say that the next time we see you you'll be flirting with yourself as Christian and Cher? This. is why we love you, Frankie. I'm excited! :D
Wow that is a ton for a weekend! Sounds like you had a good experience! Can't wait to see all the videos - been looking forward to it!
ReplyDeleteBTW - You are my Monday Featured Blog! I enjoy reading this blog a lot - oh and looking at your super awesome hair, of course ;o)
CANT WAIT TO SEE IT! omg. glad your weekend went well!
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I can't wait to see the commercial and the Clueless scene!!
ReplyDeleteThat really sucks to get to the workshop and find your query wasn't there. ACK! I'm so glad Suzie Townsend offered.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for vlogtastic.
Sarah, OH I hope you still love me after the Clueless scene.
ReplyDeleteErica, OMG SQUEEE!!! Thank you!
Julie, awww thanks! Miss you!
V.S. EEEk I hope you like it! Im nervous.
Tricia, Yeah but it worked out, luckily:-)
I'm so glad you got your query critique after all. And poor Shannon. I feel for her.
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