Last time on The Real Writers, we met Luke the Literary Writer and Gina the Young Adult Paranormal Romance Writer and a third roommate was about to show.
Gina: Hey Rooooooomie! WOOO! My name is Gina and this is Literary Luke! OMG! OMG! I'm so excited. What's your name? Can we be facebook friends? Tweet, tweet!
Corinne: Yo losers. Sup.
Luke: *eyes soften* Um...uh...hi...uh so...you're like...you're...ummmm damn words. Curses! I'm...uh....
Corinne; WTF! Are you mentally ill? Spit it out! Tell me your freaking name!
Luke: My....my...my...you're wearing black lipstick.
Gina: OMG! You're like a total goth chick. Cool! I googled goth culture for my book. Do you wear spikes? Are you emo? Or wait...do you prefer happiness challenged?
Corinne: Go away.
Gina: LOL, you're just like my main character Bianca's best friend ,Jessica. She's a goth chic who is like totally crazy and...
Corinne: Has she ever killed anyone?
Gina: Bianca's best friend, Jessica? LOL! OMG! No, but Bianca's vampire boyfriend--
Corinne: Because I'm going to kill you if you don't shut up. And my main character...HAS killed people.
Luke: *looking horrified and stricken* Let me guess...you write horror?
Corinne: *licks her lips*
Gina: My book's called Midnight...it's like Twilight but...
Corinne: Want to know what my book is called?
Gina: *nods head vigorously*
Corinne: It's called Corinne stabs Gina in the head when she's sleeping.
Gina: Hmmm, that's awfully long. Agents won't like that. You might want to rethink your title.
To be continued....