Friday, January 1, 2010

I'm Reenacting Clueless or How I Failed the First Day of 2010/Resolutions

Yes, I think we all know....I still have 12 hours to go, but I'm rational enough to know that there is no way in hell, not even in purgatory or one of Dante's lesser rings that I will finish editing my WIP  by midnight tonight.

This means I have failed Donna's Challenge.

That means I need to completely reenact an entire scene from Clueless all by me onsey--> I act out every single character in the scene, do the voice overs, announce the music, etc... and video tape it and show you!

And because I know you were all rooting for me to do this (I love you guys, but you are SUCH traitors :) ) I have decided to let you pick out the scene I do.

Yeah really.

Because I'm cool like that.

So make sure you leave the scene you want in the comments below, I'll repost the most popular suggestions on January 3rd (the day after the No Kiss Blog Fest--what you haven't signed up yet-well go get on that!!!) and we will as usual, take it to a vote. Sound good?

Ok, so I'm going to look at this whole failing on the first day of 2010 as ironic and actually as a sign of great things to come---> note the silver lining award I have in my sidebar. I'm getting all the fail of 2010 out on my first day, whew--that was a lot of work, so actually I'm way ahead of schedule. Woot! Now that the fail is gone I have a clear path to all of the goals and things I will successfully accomplish this year! Yay!

Check it out!

The Writing Things Frankie WILL do in 2010!!!!!
1. I will finish my revision (realistically I think 1 week from now should do the trick)
2. Send out my WIP to the gammas.
3. Have the gammas and all of my CPs and FNC chicas LOVE it.
4. Enter the QUERY WARS!!!!
5. Enter another insane deal with the universe in order to score a fabulous agent
6. Score a fantabulous agent
7. Be forced to remake Shakia's Whenever, Wherever video, Britney Spears' Baby One More Time and (cringe) Jessica Simpson's These Boot Are Made for Walking (cough3 book dealcough)
8. Write Book 2 in the Seven Sisters Brandywine Brandywine Rose Lily Brandywine Rose Stolen Stolen Light Series. Also, decide on a title for my book! And create a playlist for Book 2!
9. Create an official website!
10. Make at least one more insane deal with the Universe for an amazing goal TBD

The Other Things Frankie WILL do in 2010!!!!!!!!!!
1. Learn how to make a vlog that is not sideways
2. Learn how to make a vlog with good lighting
3. Knit something that is an actual thing and not just a shapless blob (see below)


"Shapless Blob" 2nd attempt at Knitting

4. Go back to belly dancing everyday (I used to dance everyday and then I totally stopped to finish writing, but I'd like more balance between writing and my other passions even though writing is NUMBER 1!) I'd like to post more dance performances on youtube, but most of my stuff is dated now, like 2 years old.

5. Start going to yoga class again--I love going to class. I hold downward dog so much stronger there.

6. Create more!  I was once an advanced placed art student and I make jewelry and I haven't done enough lately. See below...









7. Travel somewhere I've never been before

8. Post more on The First Novels Club

9. Catch up on all of the critiques I am behind on!


Ok, so there are my resolutions and from here on out no more fail.
Let me know which Clueless scene you want me to humiliate myself act out:-)

And Happy New Year!!!!!!!!


"What kind of crazy things have I agreed to now?"

22 comments:

  1. ANY scene from Clueless? Sooo many choices.... *thinks* I wanna see the POGO (put out or get out) scene where Cher gets kicked out of the car and robbed while complaining about designers. Yes, that would delight me greatly.

    I love your silver lining to this, 2010 will surely be a fabulous year. :)

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  2. Ahhhh! I can't decide.

    I love Angie's suggestion with the getting robbed--but you have to track down a giant 1995 cell phone.

    No--the scene where Josh picks her up and she corrects his GF about Hamlet!

    No--the scene where she tries to seduce Christian and falls off the bed.

    Gah--I can't decide. They're all so epic!

    Um....I'll get back to you.

    Also, HOW are you going to do this with your limited video skills? You do realize that this will require things like editing and setting up lights so we see more than a sliver of Frankie, right? If you need help let me know.

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  3. No worries, love...all will get done. And for my part, I look forward to seeing you reenact a scene from Clueless, so...all worked out in the end (especially since I KNOW you're going to finish soon.) But I cannot, however, toss in a vote for a Clueless scene. It has been way too many years since I've seen it. Had you said a scene from AVATAR, I'd be all over it.

    In any case, best wishes for a propserous 2010!

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  4. I can't think of a clueless scene right now, I'm just so stunned at the enormity of your goals for 2010, (I have 2) and how talented you are.

    The gifts are definitely not handed out fairly!

    I have no doubt we'll be hearing all about your fab agent in no time. :)

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  5. How about the scene where she washes her car in a bikini? Not in the film? Fine.

    How about the one where she's escaping through the ductwork while the aliens are coming up behind her? Oh. Um...

    Ooh! I know! The one where they get offstage and Nomi pushes Cristal down the stairs! Dang. That was Showgirls.

    Oh, I dunno. Do any scene you want. As long as it's the one where she falls off the bed trying to be seductive. :)

    Go you with the resolutions, too! Rock 2010, good lady. You can do eet!

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  6. Good luck with your resolutions! You're one very talented person!

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  7. Angie, hahaha that is actually an awesome scene! 2010 will be fabulous!

    Shannon, actually I need to track down a pay phone, that's going to be ridiculous!!! Also I have a real film maker helping me out so it will be good!

    Thanks for the sweet wishes Carolina!

    Elle, awww your too sweet~=! Thank you:-)

    Simon LOL! I cannot believe you brought Show Girls into my blog!!! Hahaha, so thats another vote for the Christian seduction scene:-)

    Nisa, thank you!!!

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  8. Good luck on all of your goals. I wish you the best in 2010!

    It has been way too long since I have seen clueless, so I can't really pick a scene. However, Angie Kate's suggestion sounds rather good!

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  9. Frankie - I'm a blog-exhibitionist virgin! Where do we post our No Kiss scenes? In the comments box here? On our own blog? Help.

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  10. I've never seen Clueless, so I'll let everyone else do the choosing. Way to have a positive attitude, Frankie! I love all those 2010 goals - good luck. :)

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  11. VS--Thank you! Ok Ill put you down for Angie's suggestion.

    Kate, Ill try to email you too, you need to put a link to your blog in the Mr. Linky on the No Kiss Post--located at the top of my page. Then you post your scene on your own blog and link back here--everyone will know to visit your scene from visiting my link. Hope that helps!!

    Shannon, thanks!!!

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  12. I want to see the make-over scene, or where she realizes that she loves josh and fountain is behind her...but the next scene after that too so you can play him.

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  13. Frankie! You have to do the scene either where Cher realizes she is in love with Josh and its by the sculptures/waterfountain, or the scene in the car where they get on the freeway.

    Also, where Tai hits her head and sings rolling with the homies!
    OR when Cher falls off the bed with Josh.

    Love you good luck!!! haha
    XO jm

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  14. The Christian seduction scene is pretty good. I also like the "Hellloooo, it was his 50th Birthday!" speech.

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  15. do the scene where di is learning to drive on the freeway and cher learns that christian is gay

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  16. Kelly! LOL oooh boy. I dont think I want to do the Josh Im in love with you scene but everything else sounds fun.

    Julie---hehehe noooo another for the love epiphany scene. Other suggestions are good.

    Marybeth--oooooh it would be hilarious to do that scene! hellloooooo it was his 50th birthday! Whatever, if she doesnt do her assignment I cant do mine.

    Elissa-more good suggestions

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  17. What scene to choose?! Ummmm I'm torn between the "Rollin Wit the Homies" party scene
    "Cher: If it's a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions.
    Elton: What's seven times seven?
    Cher: Stuff she knows!"

    OR

    the POGO scene because the POGO scene AFTER she gets out of the car is hilarious.
    "No, you don't get it, this is an Elia."
    "And E-whatta?"
    "Like, a totally important designer."
    "And I will totally shoot you in the head."

    But... a scene with more Cher and Josh bantering. OR any scene with Dionne/Tai/Cher would be fabulousity. Ack!

    My vote.... POGO!

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  18. OH! Either...either the one where Christian comes over and she falls off the bed OR the one where she gets robbed. The one where's she driving on the freeway with Di and her bf - that would be epic too, but hard to do. Especially by yourself!

    I can't wait to see this video!!!

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  19. I didn't know you knit! That's so cool (though there is a reason I started out with scarves).

    And a vlog with better lighting. Hahaha. I know where that came from.

    And you have such a good way at looking at things. Forge ever onward! (And I can't wait to see that Clueless scene).

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  20. Donna, did I miss something, I never knew that scene was referred to as the Pogo scene. But it's starting to get my vote, just so I can be like, THIS is an aliyah!

    Sarah, ALL excellent choices. The freeway scene was the first one I'd thought of. I can see that one now, I'd shoot it like Alanis Morisette's Ironic video.

    Heather, you knit too? I just learned a few weeks ago, I cant do anything yet, just the simple knit stitch but I love it!

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  21. Ugh, I am soooo late (#nokissblogfest kept me way too busy yesterday)...but I don't think you've decided yet, so I'm going to still try to vote :) And I vote for either the bump on the head/rolling with my homies or the POGO scene (and you can get crafty by fashioning your OWN giant 90s cell phone device). Can't wait to see it!

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  22. Girl, I'm so impressed with your list! You're totally going to be rocking 2010!

    As for the Clueless scene? I think I have to vote for the "rolling w/ my homies" party scene. Or, the scene where Dionne accidentally gets onto the freeway and freaks out. That was classic too.

    Now I realize just how long it's been since I've seen Clueless...totally need to watch it again.

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