While I love your prices and your convenient locations next to daily-needs-stores like Barnes and Noble and Target, I have to say I am not so much a fan of your service.
First of all, what is up with your dressing room policy? And where do you find these crazy ladies to run them? Some people just like to try a lot of things on at once, because we're busy writers who need to edit another 8 chapters before midnight on January 1st, 2010 and don't want to go back and forth between the dressing room and the store 800 times. Also why can I only bring in 8 items? Why not 14? I mean 8 is such an abritrary number and I never know what size I am because your clothes are from 8 million different designers.
Also is it really necessary to make me place my stuff on that little counter rack and count everything twice and admonish me for wanting to bring in more than 8 things because yes I can read and I know the sign says 8 and thats why I put some items to the side and omg, do we have to count them again! I said I won't bring it all in at once!
And why do you make me do the counter rack thing when I exchanged 4-I-will-not-buy-you-items for 4 more I-might-buy-you-items! Don't you trust me to count to 4?????????
Does this look like the face of a person who wants to shop lift at Marshalls?
I don't think so!
And I wouldn't have even come into you today because I am soooooooo busy editing my final 8 chapters before I am forced to act out an entire scene of Clueless all by myself-but it's very cold right now and I'm not retaining body heat so much and I wanted more layers and you have layers and your layers are cheap. It is so bad I'm even considering droppin as low as a snuggie! Yes! A Snuggie!
But I swear if you make me put my clothes on the count rack one more time I am done. DONE!
Also stop looking at me like I'm wierd for wanting to make small talk with the crazy count rack dressing room lady beyond how many garments it takes to get a card with the number 8 on it. I am a friendly person!
And last, if you insist on folding my clothes up for me after purchase and you want to spend 5 hours doing it, is it so much to ask that you fold my clothes in a way that actually makes sense? Otherwise just throw em in the bag! Because that's what you kind of did except that you spent 5 hours pretending not to!
Marshalls, me and you are DONE!
Also thanks for the cute dress I found and paid nothing for.