I am a Professor (2xs)

Well just got back from another job interview and now I am not only a professor of English, but also Psychology:-)

Trust me, I have no idea how this worked out, but people seem to have faith in my teaching abilities and vast scope of knowledge, so there you go! (FYI that last line should have been read with the utmost sarcasm and humble modesty)

My class starts in January so I'll be using part of this semester to prep on top of continuing with my composition students.

Now what does a bad @ss psych professor wear? Perhaps I need to buy shoes?