Carol and the Future Fish: Part 3- The Epic Conclusion

Whew, are you still with me?

Carol and the Future Fish Part 1
Carol and the Future Fish Part 2

Last time on Carol and the Future Fish...

Carol drowned but she's not dead, she's just sleeping. Evil fairies do not like kingdoms full of garbage (Homainy became a dump after Carol drowned fell asleep). The fairy was weakened by sickness and her killing curse became a sleeping curse and now all of Homainy is under her spell...

Chris is the worst prince ever. He doesn't want to be a knight. He falls off his horse at the bravery contest and runs away from home after his father the king decides to kill him for his wussy ways.

Will Carol and the kingdom of Homainy ever wake up? Can Chris escape from his murderous father? Will Chris ever man up enough to perform the rescue? Why is Chris such a sucky knight? Are we all doomed? Find out now!

Carol and the Future Fish: Part 3 (the conclusion)

Chris had been walking for three days (I love that number 3). When he came to Homainy he saw the beautiful gold castle (oh finally dude, get on with the saving and the kissing). He walked into the castle and saw everyone sleeping. He said to himself, "These people have such great things and such a nice kingdom" (my thoughts EXACTLY when I accidentally stumble upon a kingdom where everyone has been enchanted to sleep. Chris, you are the WORST knight ever!).

So Chris walked for three more days and when he was back in his kingdom, he realized the knights were trying to get him (yeah, remember part 2 when your Dad decided to kill you? He didn't forget! Also, you forgot to find the princess in Homainy! Come on, Chris, give me something to work with here). He hid and walked from tree to tree to tree (3 times trees). Chris thought the knights were dumb. So he started to run (go Chris go! This time find Carol). Then he tripped on a tree branch and fell (doh!).

"What was that?" asked a knight.

"It must be Chris!" they yelled three times (look its my first time writing suspense, awwww-but why did they yell 3 times?).

"It came from over there," said a knight. They walked over to the tree. "There you are!" (And because Chris is a moron he is just waiting there to be found).

"Help! Help!" cried Chris.

They brought him into the castle and down to the prison (this does not look good for our hero). After he had been there for three hours (yes 3) he noticed an open window, some string, and a hook over the window (oooh how very convenient 9 year old Frankie).

Chris took the string tied a knot, and threw it over the hook (this must be when he gets smart and can finally save the princess). He climbed out the prison. He ran to his friend, the fairy's house.

When he got there he whispered something in the fairy's ear (what was it?). She and Chris went back to Homainy. The fairy used her magic to wake everyone in the castle. The princess agreed that the fairy could live with her, just for her kindness. (Wait a second, Chris, you got the fairy to save the princess? You couldn't even do that yourself? Are you kidding me! No kiss?).

"You saved my life," said Carol to Chris (ok well she thinks you had some agency). "You shall be my husband." (Lol, well, Carol does take matters into her own hands and I doubt Chris would have the guts to propose anytime soon).

Next Carol went to thank the future fish. When she got there the fish had a wedding present for her. She looked into the gold sea and saw that Lynn, Mary and Carol's two stepmothers had been turned to stone (oooh they got theirs!).

"These will make great decorations," said Carol (I have...no words).

Then Carol and Chris got married and there was a big celebration over the gold sea. As they kissed (yay, kissage) they looked into the gold sea and saw the happiest future ever.

THE END!

And the moral of the story? Don't let your kingdom get too trashy or an evil fairy will put you all to sleep. When the silver fish start talking to you, listen! Even the worst knights who fall off their horse can get the girl in the end, and if your evil stepsisters try to kill you, have them turned into stone and use their statues as decoration :-)

Ok, I hope you all enjoyed that as much as I did (even if it didn't make any sense at times). Whew. 9 year old Frankie thanks you for reading!

Let's hope that I've come a long way since then...

In the meantime, check out my Vampire Diaries Recap.